Stan Talks Through the Movie - SOUTH PARK

The boys go to the movies, but Stan can't keep his mouth shut during the trailers. "You're Getting Old" S15 Subscribe to South Park: /channel/UC7R27sAWc_DqOldtI1JcYhQ Watch more South Park: /southpark About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/southpark Twitter: https://twitter.com/southpark Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/southpark #SouthPark #SouthParkS15 EXT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY The movie showing is 'X-Men First Class'. INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY The four boys are sitting in the theater, about where they were watching the Terrance and Phillip movie. They are all eating popcorn, snacks and drinks except for Stan who looks kind of bored, leaning on one arm -- Stan also sits the furthest frame left. Cartman eats some popcorn. STAN Jesus, how long before they start this god damned thing? CARTMAN OH COOL MOVIE TRAILERS! Behind the heads of the boys - we see that common, green PREVIEW text on the screen. Then on the screen we see Adam Sandler. NARRATOR Adam Sandler is Jack. Adam Sandler is Jill! (shit sounds) Then we do some various shots of pieces of shit dressed as Jack and Jill shitting on each other. STAN Ewwww... God... KYLE Dude, you said you wouldn't say everything looks like shit. STAN Sorry if I see things for what they ARE! Okay, okay, I'm sorry... Stan looks back at the screen. It's just more shit flying out of a toilet. NARRATOR This November -- Adam Sandler shits in your eyes, ears and mouth. (shit sounds) It's Adam Sandler in (shit sounds.) Rated Arg for pirates- Fuck you. CARTMAN That looks pretty good. STAN HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT LOOKS GOOD?! KYLE Shhh! You're doing it again! BEHIND THE BOYS AGAIN- That same green previews text. Then MUSIC starts over a scene of Jim Carrey dancing with six turds. NARRATOR JIM CARREY HAS A BUNCH OF TURDS IN HIS APARTMENT (SHIT SOUNDS) STAN Ugh. CARTMAN Stan, knock it off! STAN But it's just crap- KYLE NO THEY'RE PENGUINS! STOP IT! ON THE SCREEN - Jim Carrey holding onto two turds, slipping on turd and taking a dump. LOTS OF SHIT SOUNDS. NARRATOR IT'S JIM CARREY IN WHATEVER YOU'LL PAY TO GO SEE IT! FUCK YOU! JULY TWELFTH! BEHIND THE BOYS HEADS -- THE GREEN PREVIEWS TEXT AGAIN. NARRATOR The President of the United States. Is a DUCK?! (shit sounds) A duck is President and the whole country is going to the dogs! (shit sound) Or, whatever the President is a Dog. Who cares? Coming June Something. (HUGE SHIT SOUNDS) STAN OH COME ON PEOPLE! Kyle angrily gets down from his seat and crosses in front of Stan. KYLE That's it, Stan! I'm not sitting through a whole movie with you! STAN Oh dude, dude wait I'm sorry! Cartman and Kenny follow. CARTMAN No, Kyle's right, you suck dude. STAN ME?! Did you see that shit?!

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