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@RyanTheLeader4 years ago Leave a “🚪 “ to support our boy Peter the simp. 41233
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@raiya22734 years ago He's not even a simp at this point, just a slave 11770
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@noah67084 years ago This isn’t a joke...
This is a documentary 4703
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@Jack-ns9sz3 years ago I was basically this guy one point in my life. When I was about 17, I thought the way to win over a girl I liked was to be the biggest simp I could be. Worst thing was, she was well aware of it and would see how far she could take it. At one low point, she basically used me as a foot stool. ... 1538
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@fangproyik8063 years ago All jokes aside, this really gives out a powerful message. Your self-love is more important than simping for a girl. If you continue to simp for a girl you would become a slave with no thoughts about life and goals. A lesson learnt. ... 692
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@Cybersnake-he4zr4 years ago Never treat a woman like she’s the last one on this planet - my grandpa 11557
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@NojusB3 years ago He protecc,
He atacc,
But most importantly,
He ain’t getting his money bacc. 5171
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@RamiHamdan-ze7ms7 months ago This is not a skit, this is a documentary 😂 72
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@hustler2537last year This is actually soo MOTIVATING to work on myself for not being like this man 315
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@southparkstanmarshofficial3 years ago Harry Potter hasn't been himself since he left Hogwarts 9451
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@kaiiryz54164 years ago So this is the life of a Twitch Moderator 34148
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@AfaqueAhmed_6 months ago More important than respecting others is respecting yourself . 32
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@escortgirlakali14862 years ago It's just giving me the urge to train this guy to the gym or martial arts or whatever, and slap him for not respecting himself...
Come on guys, don't ever let your friends become that thing. 123
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@sportsfaniguess1544 years ago This a documentary, not a joke or a comedy sketch. 6231
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@aldoro65984 years ago The sad part is that there’re actually ppl like this... 20967
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@Dylan_Devine2 years ago "A man chooses, a simp obeys." 46
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@wolfofanarchy21302 years ago Bro the fact he got defensive towards the end. I really felt that. I used to simp for a chick not to this damn level though. I used to go out of my way to try and please and show her I loved and cared for her but she used me to get her social status back with family due to her preference. I look back now and tell myself I’m glad I grew a lot since then. Moral of the story don’t let no one use you no matter how much you like em. ... 31
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@ZlyJaszczomp3 years ago Being a simp, is essentially like going to a restaurant and paying to smell the food. 5402
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@chrisparkhurst51584 years ago "We're taking things slow, right now she has a boyfriend"
I cringed so hard I tore a muscle... 8903
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@whitezombie102 years ago The fact that these people actually exist is so sad, and I was close to becoming that person for a whole class but they started treating me like a punching bag. Now it feels like I am in a war against all of them. I have no regrets ... 19
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@Sunshineoversham5 months ago Now I get what a Simp is. It’s the watered down version of a Masochist. 11
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@Pootaatooo4 years ago His acting is so convincing, I actually felt bad 30242
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@pretn4 years ago This is the worst thing that I’ve ever seen. It’s like a glimpse of hell. 13202
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@RG-ls2db2 years ago The acting here is so clever, I could actually picture his single mother coming home from Friday night drinks on Sunday afternoon. 20
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@andreymelsonso190111 months ago Toto video je největším motivátorem něco dělat s sebou, aby se nestát tak ubohým, jak je uvedeno v tomto videu. Za to fakt děkuju 8
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@theuncanspan4 years ago The scary part is that there's people like this that actually exists. 11481
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@dongusminimus99994 years ago My wife's boyfriend doesn't even let me talk to my betrothed. But as long as she's happy I will be alright. Thanks for the inspiration, I have to get off the internet now Chad needs to use my computer. 5672
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@immortalsun2 years ago That Yoshi’s Island remix at the end of your videos always get me bopping, jamming, goofing, and gaffing. I hope these vids never get copyrighted! 3
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@richardhershenson2 years ago This is fabulous!!!!! Made me smile/laugh and appreciate all the way through.
I have spent much time in similar spaces and appreciate your directness. 2
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@Alex-mu8yf3 years ago Even though its fake. There are people like this in the world 6365
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@jaqenhghar23794 years ago This is basically female Twitch Streamers and their donators 8204
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@yesgoddesslast month As an experienced femdom who engages in these kinds of relationship dynamics consensually... The level of detail in this video makes it feel like an inside joke more than anything. 😂 Hell, one of my simps sent this to me. 🤣 Thanks for the laugh... BRB, gotta share with the rest of the harem now too. 🤣 ... 4
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@chillwave88094 days ago Many guys used to feel like this, but some have learned to respect themselves. 2
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@klauseba4 years ago I imagine this is how e-girls' top donors look like. 4161
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@dontrwooshmeimtrolling40034 years ago This guy looks like a crossover of mr bean and harry potter 5174
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@Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehhe37 months ago It’s sad cause there are people like this 3
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@marganzamaharail7936last year This is insanely true
I can't imagine but it's happening 3
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@aaryansh67894 years ago This is Peter Parker and Mary Jane ...if Peter never got his powers . 3094
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@shivam30274 years ago Damn, I didn't know whether to laugh or get sad
And holy hell man you are a really good actor. 4600
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@imperialhistorian42018 months ago A recovered simp usually become the most vehement incel. 2
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@loganballing55453 years ago This is how villains like the joker are born. 3776
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@zinoxechill4 years ago "White knighting"
"Getting cucked"
I cant breathe 2934
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@BigAirr.4 years ago This hurts me because somewhere out in the world this is actually happening. 5013
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@rhodokartilleryakaafrika37944 years ago There's a country named Chad, there's no country named Simp, that's all I'll say. 4791
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@ITIsFunnyDamnIT8 months ago There really are guys like this with women who treat them just like this. I have seen very similar stuff like this in real life. It's quite sad. 3
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@sammyakkouche6913last month This is so heartbreaking to watch man😞
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@theprotagonist13114 years ago This looks like a documentary on a lot of the guys on twitch who are fans of a lot of the female streamers. 6942
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@Mightykeef4 years ago This is the greatest piece of content I have ever seen. 32567
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@thegivpmn95652 years ago I have been a simp (lol not this bad) . I had a strong inferiority complex that i don't deserve to approach or be liked by a woman. So any kind of female attention i got, i considered it a huge favour from her. It really is sad how excruciatingly difficult it can be for some men to get into a genuine relationship. I found this video sad even though it's humorous. ... 13
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@mauricemotoman33058 months ago She should get an oscar for that acting
That narsacistic look was done so well when she said asked more money 6
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@GamingGenre4 years ago This is what would’ve happened if Harry Potter didnt get accepted into hog warts 3330
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@lomarivosa14 years ago This is honestly too convincing to be funny. It’s actually kind of upsetting. 3687
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@wafflinglad5 months ago it’s crazy how there is actually guys like this in real life..... 💔 being nice DOES NOT get you anywhere my bros (speaking from experience)! 2
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@Toastboy91292 years ago His acting was so good it hurt me physically, mentally, and emotionally. 2
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@VinceTheCreatorr4 years ago I'm linking this video in to all the viewers of Pokimane's chat. 12200
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@cat_city20092 years ago It's horrifying that there are some people out there like this. 4
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@vedantdesai1last year Zyzz is watching brahs, be strong, don’t simp… get to the grind 4
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@Paguo4 years ago This is a joke, but keep in mind people like this exist 6232
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@armor7934 years ago He's talking to a girl, he's one step ahead of me dammit 1685
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@arnahunas40482 years ago This unironically motivates me on what NOT to become 16
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@keef_cheefr31104 years ago This makes me physically ill to think there are actually men in the world who do this 4204
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@unregisteredassaultbutterk11854 years ago There's probably at least one guy like this in the world, and that disturbs me more than war, disease, famine and death ever could. 5333
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@warthunderaddict4 years ago I know they are acting and all, but it hurts to know that there are people like this somewhere in the world... 19324
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@titaniumsalmon32384 years ago Alternate Title:
Day in the life of Mordecai 4624
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@Noname-no5qf4 years ago Sometimes, my wife and her boyfriend let me sleep at the end of the bed. 2422
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@DonkeyDongs4 years ago I know it's fake, but I actually felt horrible for his character 72955
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@tylerjapal11012 years ago This man needs some sigma grindset rehabilitation. 11
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@ftfgamer9992 years ago This is soo sad. I actually know a guy like this 🥲🤦‍♂️ 3
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@warishataj75443 years ago He looks like Mr bean and Harry Potter together 2557
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@smoke41314 years ago 2.1k dislikes are from SIMPs who say "This is normal for a guy." 3299
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@vergil48162 years ago There are a lot of guys like this . My ex-gf had two of those minions. If we fought these guys would come and apologize on behalf of her. 4
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@CreeperG0dlast year "I will marry her one day."🤓 8
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@eeeeee18574 years ago "I hate simps"
-Albert Einstein 1742
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@ryokutya83754 years ago You treat her like a queen.
She'll treat you like a peasant. 2591
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@lauramale49732 years ago This breaks my heart i wanna cuddle him 3
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@ATAndreiThomaslast year This is the reason why I Simp to no one, simping to ladies is a waste of time and they will break you up in a heartbeat in a matter of seconds and watching this video is just a prime example right there, that is why it is very important to motivate and look after yourself as a male without wasting time simping to all ladies. I myself is too shy for ladies so I'm not desperate for a girlfriend. ... 5
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@butsargeee4 years ago If you’ve ever bought some egirls Patreon or onlyfans this is literally you 4396
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@JuanThaSilva5 months ago The life of a man who chose to become a masochist. 3
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@pawneraser90224 years ago Everything about this is disgusting. Its perfect. Everyone is so unlikable, her domineering and snarky personality, his psuedo-intellectual rationalizations for his position. Theres so much to unpack in this masterpiece. Thank you, I hate it. ... 2843
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@AJ-xc4nm4 years ago I have never felt so bad for a fictional character in my entire life. 3975
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@Spartan5363 months ago The fact that some people live like this, or similar to it blows my mind, I would feel sorry for them if I did not find them disgusting. 1
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@SkyenNovaA4 years ago I feel disgusting after watching this, even while knowing it's an act. 2760
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@samisshort3234 years ago This is Greg from diary of a wimpy kid 10 years later 2711
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@quatelquandor48032 years ago “eventually a girlfriend”
when she shouted “shut up” 😂😅😭 6
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@Barbaroossa3 years ago I was a simp once, a long time ago. This hit me right in the pancreas. 1923
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@thotslayer13793 years ago She Give him too Much attention. Unrealistic. 3339
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@poisonlinknparklast year Still one of the best simp videos out there 2 years later 😂
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@INFORMATION.REDACTED2 years ago Im a bit late ik but ive never seen a video that made me fear becoming someone asmuch as this guy so thanks for keeping me sharp bro💀😂