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Vocals & New Lyrics written by: Bryan Hawn
Come on over in my direction
So thankful for that it's such a blessing ya
Turn every situation into heaven ya, oh you are
My sunrise on the darkest day
Got my feeling this kind of way
Make me wanna savor every moment slowly, slowly
You fit me tailor made love how you put it on
Got the only key know how you turn it on
The way you nibble on my ear the only words I wanna hear
Baby take it slow so we can last long
You, your body looks so tasty laying in the sand
Me Americano Voyeur with no plan
Like a vulture waiting to feed on your carcass, oh yeah
Ya, I can't stand you asking why I'm abnormal
If you do me in my van it's free of charge
There's a fee tomorrow sexing in my pool though
Despacito,
Can I respirate the culo despacito
I might even offer you my bag of fritos
Like a tornado ripping off your speedo
Despacito,
Can I paint nude art of you please despacito
Frame and then parade it through to all the people
Cause that ass is definitely a masterpiece, oh
(master, master, master, masterpiece)
Oh, can I get a lap dance from you while I eat my fritos
Bang you like a piñata, Be my numero Uno
Damn, Homie surprise me with his oversize burrito
But I only have two pesos, But I can make you a taco
Just order 1 pizza from Dominos
and bring it to my Bungalow
Eat like a Water Buffalo
Then ride me like a Gigolo
Man, cause everything I eat goes right straight to my Bum Bum
Ask for extra meat and I will put it in your bum bum
Say you cannot walk straight the next day I'm not sorry
Being with me's like a frickin African Safari
But I'll make it up to you and buy you Calamari
Then I'll bang you one more time in my Ferrari
Dorrito Dorrito, Have another Cheeto
Chilling in my condo, Mosquito Mosquito
I know your a mess ya, But I'll still undress ya
No recollection of the night is for the best ya
Mojito Mojito, Feeling Incognito
Sitting here commando, not even a speedo
Can I touch your breast ya, It's my one request ya
Then I have to catch a flight onto Southwest ya
Despacito,
Can I respirate the culo despacito
I might even offer you my bag of fritos
Like a tornado ripping off your speedo
Despacito,
Can I paint nude art of you please despacito
Frame and then parade it through to all the people
Cause that ass is definitely a masterpiece, oh
(master, master, master, masterpiece)
Oh, can I get a lap dance from you while I eat my fritos
Bang you like a piñata, Be my numero Uno
Damn, Homie surprise me with his oversize burrito
But I only have two pesos, But I can make you a taco
Despacito
This is how we do it down in Puerto Rico
I just wanna here you screaming Ay Bendito
I can move forever cuando esté contigo, Bailalo!
Dorrito Dorrito, Have another cheeto
Chilling in my condo, mosquito mosquito
Bang you like a piñata
Be my Numero uno (favorito favorito baby)
Mojito Mojito, Feeling Incognito
Sitting here commando, not even a speedo
But I only have two pesos, But I can make you a taco
Despacito
Copyright B. Hawn Publishing
@song7087منذ 6 سنوات"if you do me in my van it's free of charge" omfg I almost chocked to death LmaoXDXD 44
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@sammeni2911منذ 5 سنواتBryan Hawn makes me laugh in all his videos!!! 37
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@werneruys9795منذ 4 سنواتa version of this song i can listen to. fantastic 14
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@Bama88ableمنذ 5 سنواتYou guys are fantastic, sooo beautiful, and very talented. Keep it up. Loved your videos!! 4
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@nares7031منذ 4 سنوات THE LEGEND OF PAINTTERSSS MASTER PIECE 12
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@rodayodryve7998منذ 4 سنواتMy apologies, I do not know you, but you brought a HUGE smile to my face tonight, which I really needed. I accidentally tripped onto this vid and I have id="hidden2" class="buttons"> watched it three times now. Le liriche sono come la statua della liberta .incredibile signore. Tant' abbracci dei Stat' Uni. It is easier for me to speak english. Keep singing, you do a great job. ....وسعت13
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@Atsuphoriaمنذ 7 سنواتDorito have another cheeto chilling in my condo mosquito lol 102
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@ValentinoK101منذ 7 سنواتThis is great! I love it XD So funny And the hair is so nice. It really suits you ;) 20
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@UniversalPotentateمنذ 7 سنواتLOL! That was fabulous! I had to watch it before the GoT Season Finale. 5
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@blisswkc3344منذ 5 سنواتThank You so much dearest You’re such an inspiration Be Blissful Eternally 9
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@calvinmercer1125منذ 6 سنواتI laugh all through this video. Great job. 6
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@juancarlosjc1101منذ 2 سنواتPhenomenal cover. You did it again Brian. 5
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@palextfxمنذ 6 سنواتLaughed so hard. was so entertaining 5
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@kenasmith4860منذ 7 سنواتQue alguien me explique que acabo de ver??.aún no sé si reírme o estar excitada o ambas. sobre todo cuando decía: Doritos, fritos, tacos, mosquito y mojito Que buen cabus tienes cariño!!! 162
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@javierjimenez5507منذ 5 سنواتWas laughing through this hole video made my life 42
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@rgsuki999منذ 6 سنواتThis is great, better than the original Spanish version. 33
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@sergeytumanoff6119منذ 5 سنواتI like you, man! Hi from Russia ))) 23
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@martinpatt2022منذ 7 سنواتSe me paró el pene cuando dijo "despacito" / Dorito a dorito LOL mosquito mojito 94
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@procesobihis742منذ 5 سنواتGreat Job making the video. I love the lyrics. Mucho gusto. 3
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@GabrielCruz-qp5lpمنذ 5 سنواتGracias bryan bonitos videos, sigue asi y adelante te queremos muchisimo 2
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@johnarellano2979منذ 5 سنواتI never knew that my perfect guy does exist. The hunky gay nerd. And he can sing too. Too bad he's too popular. 61
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@68sexisaweaponمنذ 4 سنواتI am such a giant fan, God bless you Brian. 2
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@saulmartinez4554منذ 3 سنواتWONDERFUL. MUSIC AND VIDEO ABSOLUTELY AMAZING
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@edblanco87منذ 6 سنواتLmfao. Loved the video and the guy hahaa 4
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@jaspurousمنذ 5 سنواتI couldn't stop laughing, it's so ridiculous 6
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@lawn38منذ 6 سنواتAt first I thought WTF but this is hilarious 9
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@dariusanderton3760منذ 5 سنواتomg hilarious -- parodies where it becomes a song about food are the most hilarious -- like Weird Al Yankovic and his "Eat It" many years ago 6
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@roseovrien642منذ 7 سنواتI would say yes to the bag of Fritos lol 5
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@lourdeheru9603منذ 6 سنواتWepa! Boricano represent baby! BANG ME LIKE A PIÑATA! 8
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@keniaortizdeoh5909منذ 7 سنواتThis was hilarious. I loved it! Best despacito-cover ever made 34
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@Superknullischمنذ 5 سنواتHahaha! This is fuckin outstanding!! Summer denga of 2020!! I'm telling ya!! 1
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@eiaesalle7561منذ 2 سنواتRasgado, regordete, sublime, perfecto y masivo❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 1
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@hidetoshiyagi1083منذ 5 سنواتMuch better than the original version!!! Bryan is very hot !!! 17
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@Nevsw9منذ 5 سنواتHilarious and totally sex dude. Thanks for bring you joy to us so well for so long Bryan!! 4
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@rosagamez9575منذ 5 سنواتO.M.G me hice pipis de tanta risa..esta super el VÍDEO.no Wuey tiene más Nalgas que YO..lo amoooooo❤
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@paulpoppenfuse7071منذ 2 سنواتLove every single one that he does perfect body
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@risuwolfمنذ 7 سنواتBeautiful. Much better than JB's version XD 11
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@renirballu29renirb8العام الماضيПосле 283 комментов, что? ??? Написать, нетривиальное???? Восхищение, восторг (после стойки на брусьях)) . КОСМИЧЕСКИЙ ТАЛАНТИЩЕ!!!
MASTER PIECE 12
And the hair is so nice. It really suits you ;) 20
I had to watch it before the GoT Season Finale. 5
You’re such an inspiration
Be Blissful Eternally 9
You did it again Brian.
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Que buen cabus tienes cariño!!! 162
Hi from Russia ))) 23
*For everyone asking about my Ass Workout, here’s a link to my TOP 5 Butt Exercises including one I invented myself!
*Bryan Hawn's Complete Fitness Parody Collection can ONLY be found on BUBBLES | Social Media! Follow me @ for all BUBBLE UPDATES!
*Official Website: ....وسعت
The hunky gay nerd.
And he can sing too.
Too bad he's too popular. 61
I am from Indonesia. 2